Sometimes you go and apply for a new job and you have to sit in Human Resources and deal with some paper pusher who sees you as just another resume. And then sometimes you go to apply and you are greeted by a fox like Dylan Ryder, who interviews you with such an eye full of cleavage hanging out of her see-through top, that you can't help but get a raging hard-on you can't hide in your business pants. But that is all good, because Dylan is all business...or rather, all up on your business. She will whip your cock right out and suck your dick like it is feeding her your entire employment history straight to her brain. Hey, man. You might not get the gig, but you might just get some pussy, and that is almost as good.
Patriotic Cutie Givin' Up The Poontang
This one's for our troops. The guys (and the gals who like gals) overseas, sacrificing for the good of us all. June Summers wants to show her appreciation for all that you do, so this big-boobed cutie is going to get your little soldier at attention and then she is going to suck it until you give her some of your most-honorable discharge. Then she is going to salute your meat with her huge rack and give you a hero's welcome into her tight snatch. She may not be able to suck and fuck her way through all of the troops, but dammit, she is going to try her hardest anyway.
Okay, so you know this scenario: You take a hottie home and you fuck the shit out of her. She seems to be a nice girl, so you let her spend the night. And then the next morning she turns out to be either hideous, a blanket hogger or worse...annoying and demanding. You know what kind of girl we are referring to. The kind who wants a glass of water or wants you to get her something to eat. But we are here to tell you that there is another kind of chick out there. The Giver. The Giver will wake up and blow you. She will offer you a massage and ask you if you need a glass of water. Trust us. The Giver exists. Just check out cutie Daylene Rio. She is a giver and a half. You see, Daylene will bring you breakfast in bed. (Yes, it happens.) And she will feed you all sorts of delicious goodies. And once you have had your fill of food, and you've regained the energy it takes to pound a stacked honey like this, Daylene is more than happy to spread her legs and mouth wide so you can feed her...some cock. And what's wrong with that? To all of you who have had the bad morning-after with some troll bitch, we say this: Keep the faith, brother. The Giver is out there and when you land her, keep her around. It's not too often you're gonna get breakfast in bed AND head.
There is probably one thing that you and the opposite sex have in common, and that one thing is Desperate Housewives. The only thing is that chicks like to watch a show about these lonely, horny bitches and we like to fuck the shit out of them when their husbands are at work. Trust us when we say, these lonely and lusting broads get so worked up that they will jump anything with a hard-on, if they get the chance. And no one knows this more than the blue-collar service guy. That's right: The Maytag guy is tagging more asses than you and us combined, man. When a desperate housewife opens her door for a service call, chances are that she will soon be opening her legs for a little servicing, too. Watch as Amber, a lonely lady all cooped up in a glitzy high rise, goes gaga for the window washer and decides to lure him in by putting her jugs on the glass. You'll want to grab a squeegee and start a new profession when you see her work his cock to a streak-free shine.
Sometimes you have to spice things up a bit in the bedroom to keep the ladies happy. Sometimes they want you to romance 'em, sometimes they want you to come over with fancy massage oils and play masseur, and sometimes they want you to role play. We know, we know. All of these things seem tedious and do nothing for you. That's why we are all for the proactive type of woman who likes to keep things fresh by dressing up for YOU. The type of chick who channels her inner freak and shows up dressed in an outfit made up entirely of leather straps. A lady like Savannah Jane. This busty ball breaker comes to the party dressed up and ready to beat your meat...literally. Watch her play with clamps and suction cups on her amazing nipples and then use her straps on this dick, too. We suggest that if you don't like to do any extra work in the bedroom, you find yourself a fun-bagged freak like Savannah. She will do all the work and you get to splatter her with all of the benefits of that hard work.
When Kali tries on tight tops it's kind of difficult for her to stuff her huge hoots into them. She tries, though. But in the end, she can't contain them and they bust right out of their constrictive prison. She uses the fact that she is topless to her advantage and decides to give her man a sloppy tit fucking. But all that titty fucking doesn't satisfy her fuck lust, so she hops on his cock and rides it, hard. Trying on tight tops is forgotten once this guy tries Kali's tight pussy on his dick. The lesson learned here is that less is more, meaning, the less clothes that Kali has on, the more dick she can get. We think that for all big-titted chicks, that is pretty much a rule to live by.
There's nothing like a little kink to make sex better. Especially when you can get kinky with as hot a piece of ass as Daphne Rosen. Daphne is the total package: She is smart, has a great personality and she is the freakiest sex fiend you can find. This girl does it all. So when this guy wanted to experiment with some nipple clamps, she was all for it. When he whipped out the whips and chains, Daphne whipped out his cock and went to town. When he told her that he wanted to fuck her tits and her pussy and then finish off with his cock in her ass, she agreed wholeheartedly. And when he told her that he wanted to spray her down with his nut sauce she told him to do it. Because Daphne knows that the only thing better than being a big-titted cock fiend is being a big-titted cock fiend coated in cum.
Here's a little 411 on chicks: They hate on each other with such a vengeance that it will make your head spin. It's an innate thing, man. If a bunch of chicks are in a room and a new, hotter chick joins the crowd, those bitches will talk shit and attack her with all their petty, jealous ammo. Don't believe us? Well, poor Dylan here was at a club minding her business and looking fine in this tit-hugging number when all of a sudden a chick next to her at the bar deliberately knocks a drink down the front of her shirt. Yeah, we said it. Deliberately. Why? Because she was mad that Dylan was getting all the attention from the boob hounds at the bar. Not to worry because Dylan might have gotten all wet, but a helpful patron steps in to rescue her and takes her to his house so she can get out of those wet clothes and onto his cock. And boy does she work his cock. She uses all her resources. She mouths that cock. She titty-fucks that cock. She even jacks it for a while. And then, she lowers her gushy pussy onto it and rides it until it explodes. Way to turn a bad situation into an opportunity to get some, Dylan.
Have you ever been hanging out with a couple of your buddies and you happen upon a chick with huge tits and one of your buddies says,"Oh, man. Look at that rack. That chick wants it. She wants me to give it to her..."? Well, we are here to tell you that your buddy is 100% right. Don't look so surprised. Your buddy may not be NASA material, but he calls 'em like he sees 'em. You see, chicks with big tits are horny all the time. They want it all the time. That's why they are built the way they are. Why do you think they have chesticles that large? It's not because they like to wear big bras, oh, no. It's because they are hornier than most women and those big tits are designed to get your attention so you can fuck 'em every which way. Just check out big-titter Daylene Rio. This rackalicious chick can't even get through an interview without sucking cock and riding the baloney pony. She gets horny just having a conversation with a guy. It's almost unfair how easy it is to dick down her dugs.
Sometimes you break the law and sometimes it is the job of the law to break you. And that means that you might be on probation for a while. You know about probation. You can't do anything fun and all of a sudden you are wearing a new piece of ankle jewelry that makes it difficult to go where you want, when you want. And if you are unfortunate enough to be on probation, then you will have a Parole Officer. Now, a P.O. can make your life hell. They want you to pee in tiny cups and they break your balls about anything you're doing, thinking about doing or want to do. But imagine if you will, that your P.O. was a hot chick with big tits. That when she showed up, it meant that she wanted a sample, not of your urine, but of your sperm. Then it's not so bad, eh? Now we won't lie to you and tell you that June Summers makes a great P.O., but we will say that when she says she is here to "Bust You" that means she is gonna milk your dong with her big titties. If that's the case then just put your hands up and surrender.
Daphne's tits may be too big to be contained by most tops, but they're just the right size to squeeze a cock for ultimate tit-fuck pleasure. "Some girls don't care for tit-fucking, but I love it. I like to put my boobs to good use and if I can turn a guy on with them, then that turns me on. The best way to get a guy super hard before we fuck is to let him slide his dick in my cleavage while I suck the head." Daphne also puts her asshole to good use, too. It's little and tight but never turns away a cock!
Every man fantasizes about having a busty housekeeper, especially one who shows up for work wearing short shorts that hug her ass chicks and a low-cut top that allows her gigantic, natural tits to hang free. The question is, what's more important to you, a clean house or an empty nut sac? We thought so. So, yes, time is precious, and you're paying Candace by the hour, but what the heck? Being an obedient housekeeper, she offers up her tits to you, then her mouth, then her pussy, and by the time you're done, you're thinking about that episode of Seinfeld, the one in which he keeps fucking his maid, who never gets any work done because she's always swallowing Jerry's dick. It makes you wonder: When a busty chick like Candace says she's a maid, is she really saying, "Išll service your cock for money?? Wonder no more. Candace provides us with the answer.
There's no ifs, ands or buts about it. Whitney Stevens is a busty ho who loves to fuck. Do you see the look of unbridled lust in her eyes as that dick splits her slit? This sexy brunette just can't get fucked enough. How do we know? While getting ready for this shoot, she revealed a few salacious details to us. For one, Whitney has screwed a LOT of guys, and as a result she's become a professional fuckdoll who can make you cum in 60 seconds or less. How many is a lot? We won't say exactly, but suffice it to say she's had a cock for every year of her life times three. But just because she has the ability to make you shoot your load before her panties have even hit the ground doesn't mean she rushes through sex. No. Whitney knows it's not about the destination, but the journey. She loves that cock ride just as much as you do. And she's not satisfied until she gets sprayed with cum. Now that's what we call a happy ending.
So you're out shopping for your girlfriend. (Or at least that is the story you came up with the minute you spotted this jugg-tastic hottie in your local surf shop.) So, being the great boyfriend that you are, you decide that your girlfriend really needs a skimpy bikini. (Even though it's not beach weather out.) So you approach Cassandra, who ironically seems to be the same size as your girlfriend. (How convenient!) Wearing your most-responsible, non-threatening smile, you ask her if she could do you a great, big favor and try some suits and model them for you so you can make the best purchase for your better half. (You really are the best guy there is. So giving and selfless.) Luckily for you, Cassandra is selfless, too, and agrees to try on some bikinis for your viewing pleasure, er, gift research. While she changes, you thank your lucky stars that this busty angel is generous enough to parade around, flaunting her assets for you. But wait...what kind of girl says yes to modeling bikinis for a perfect stranger? A horny cock-slut, that's who. Just as you realize that maybe you can get more than just a fashion show from this chick, she opens the dressing room curtain and tells you to come inside for a private viewing. (And the sucking and fucking of your life! Lucky bastard.)
It just goes to show you, some chicks really do love the dick this much.
Who doesn't remember that scene in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off", when the busty nurse arrives at his house with a delivery of flowers and balloons? She utters that famous poem, "I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, 'cause I'm the nurse who likes to..."
Well, this scenario is kind of like that. You see, Sarah is a nurse who can't stand it when her male patients have any kind of ailment. Now, we are not sure what nursing school she attended, but whatever it was, they taught her that every illness could be cured by milking a cock with her righteous jugs. We aren't rocket scientists or anything like that, but that sounds just about right to us because we always feel better when we've shot a load on some tits. Don't you?
